READ CAREFULLY.

I am going to have a mailing list for my lines, so you all can still enjoy them for FREE! But the catch is that it will be done through e-mail, and there will be an application process. You can thank all the no-good-son-of-a-bitch-pile-of-monkey-nuts rule breakers for this.

Here is how you can get my lines
To be approved, you MUST have filled out the application found here: [link] (Just copy and paste into an e-mail and then fill in your answers) Please write in English, and use proper grammar and spelling! If I can't read it, I can't approve it.
Send that application to my e-mail, somelines@hotmail.com
I will send you an e-mail reply saying that I have received your application and that it is being reviewed (this way you will know if I got it).
IT MAY TAKE UP TO 1 WEEK FOR APPROVALS, so be patient weirdos.
If I approve you, I will send an e-mail back with some general info.
If not approved, I just won't respond (if after 7 days I haven't sent an approval message, you're denied). Do not contact me again. My decision is final.
IF the application is approved, you will be added to my list of elite and beautiful approved members on the application page, this journal entry, my e-mail contacts, and in my spreadsheet (so I can track your every move and make graphs out of it).
When approved, expect to receive all of my lines as I make them (for getting my past lines, please see info at bottom of this journal). You of course are not required to use any lines I send, but please do NOT give them to anybody else.

I will not approve
Anybody on my shit list
Anybody who has in the past demonstrated to me that they cannot follow my rules, or were nasty bitches about it. **people who have changed their ways (and shown me so), may still have a chance at being approved. I'm nice, but not too nice, so don't blow it.
Very new members
Anybody who I suspect won't follow my rules (I'm super savvy and can smell a liar 47,000 miles away).

Here is how you get off my approval list once you are on it
Not following the rules (3 strikes usually, unless you've got prior convictions...then just 1 strike).
Distributing lines to those not on the approved list. Just don't distribute lines.

Sorry it has to be done this way dudes. It was just very disturbing to me that 50% of people using my lines were not following the rules.


For those that already have my lines in their possession, I can't force you to fill out an application before using the ones you have, but it would be nice if you could do so! Thanks. You are still expected to follow my rules regardless.

Feel free to ask questions about this if you're confused. I will not take questions like, "Why wasn't I approved?" I think I will put frequently asked questions at the bottom of my rules/FAQ journal. Makes sense. [link]

ATTENTION approved people! If there is a line I previously made before your application went through that you would like in full-res, please contact me (if you have already been approved)! This journal ([link] ) tells you how to go about requesting them and the limits I have on them.

MEMBERS APPROVED SO FAR: